Hey Friends............. completely read this and follow these

1. Search for a not-most-beautiful girl.

Find a way to talk to her. Finding a reason depends on your
skill.

You have to find a reason because she would never approach no
matter how frustrated she is.

2. If you don't succeed got to step 1 again.

3. Start with some concrete point and slowly slowly shift to her
personal details.

4. Ask her for coffee like: "You are busy right?". She will say
"No".and then "You don't like coffee?".

No direct thing like "Would you please come for coffee with me?"

5. Asking for lunch:

When she has finished her lunch, approach her and ask "Had
lunch?". She will say "Yes".

Than say "Hey, you didn't call me". Next day she will call you.
No direct pleading like: "Please have a lunch with me."

6. Well, how to ask for having coffee outside (in some café):

Tell her that this coffee is not good. Tell some technical
reason. Then tell her that that café nearby serves a damn good coffee.

Next day either she will ask or you ask her in some indirect
fashion.

7. When you want her to take on some outing...

"You know last evening it was really a great fun. We all friends
went to ABC park.

It's a beautiful place..cool breeze..Complete silenece.. no
clamouring..No rush..Wow..We enjoyed a lot."

Hopefully next time she will ask herself to take her to that
place.

if she doesn't, ask "Hey lily, we are going to ABC park. Are
you coming?"

She will. No compelling..Nothing..

8. If you don't succeed go to step 5 again.

9. When you cross the road, she needs help. Just hold her hand and
help crossing..

This will be your first time when you are touching her. Don't be
excited. Pretent as if everything is normal.

Now even after crossing the road don't leave her hand. Evening
while talking.

If she throws your hand away..and gets serious.. Just get up
and sit far from her and say "is that fine now?"..

Show a bit of anger..and make her realize that she is a very
backward and has no sense of new society..

"Don't know in what era you are living".

10. If you don't get a chance to hold her hand, just be patient till
you drag discussion to some Palmist's story.

11. Now 50% part is finished.

12. Keep on playing small tricks..

Try insinuating thoughts into her mind:"Aishe mat dekho. Pyar ho
jayega..hehe:)(followed by smiles)".

13. rest is on you..

14. NEVER EVER SAY 'I LOVE YOU'..THIS IS THE MOST

FATAL STATEMENT...IF SPOKEN BEFORE COMPLETE FLOURISHMENT OF
LOVE.

Theory: When you say the things like "I LOVE YOU"," I love you
so much"," I can't live without you". It means you have completely
given your self into her hands and you are on her sympathy now.

She would never fall for you...and if u rnt rich she would
never marry..

"Tum bas ek friend ban kar rah jaoge"...

Actually, The whole system is made up of small units having
relation of master-slave.(as per Lacan)

Once you propose or say the things like "I love you..I can't
live without you"..you become slave.

15. If you really want to admire(not adore) her:

"Hey, pink color suits you. You are looking cute". "I like the
way you say " oh.no""...etc etc.

"ADMIRE IN INSTALLATIONS".

16. On phone..Always hang the phone before she does.

"Hey, I was just thinking about you. bla bla bla...

I have got some call We will talk in the evening/after some
time".


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